BBQ Sword
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On guard!
In days gone by noblemen would cook their brats, burgers and chops by skewering them upon their trusty swords and plunging them into a raging fire. Or did we just make that up? Who cares, because the magnificently silly BBQ Sword allows you to do exactly that. Well, sort of.
This brilliant BBQ accessory is actually a twin-pronged fork fashioned to resemble a musketeer-style sword. It even comes with a cut-out cardboard mask so you can spear treacherous chicken thighs and impale all the king's hot dogs without revealing your true identity.
Stainless steal handle protects you from the flames
As well as its utterly idiotic swashbuckling qualities, the BBQ Sword is a pretty nifty cooking implement. Its fat wooden handle will ensure you don't drop your freshly barbecued food over the château parapet and its comedy hand guard will protect freshly laundered cuff ruffs from dripping fat. Maybe.
More importantly this magnifique stainless steel sausage stabber (try saying that after a few glasses of port) is infinitely more effective, not to mention elegant, than a regular fork or cumbersome BBQ prodder.
Keep your identity a secret
Whether you're prancing around the garden making a total Athos of yourself, flummoxing guests with your frankly ridiculous mask or thrusting away at a regiment of seditious quarterpounders, the BBQ Sword is guaranteed to become your new favorite cooking implement. Most impressive of all we've managed to write over 200 words without mentioning pork swords. On guard!
Beautifully packaged
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This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.
If you purchase this item with a credit card that is available to under 18s, we may need to contact you to request proof of your age before your order can be shipped
Shipping details:
This product can only be delivered to addresses within the US.
Please Note:
- This is not a toy!
- Only use this product for cooking
- Sharp prongs can be dangerous
- Do not use while under the influence of alcohol
- Keep away from children
- Must not be used to settle a duel
Features:
- Free Musketeer mask to keep your identity secret
- Stainless steal handguard protects you from flames
- Prongs designed for skewering and turning
- Makes sausages sizzle and ladies swoon!
Dimensions:
- Approximately: 19¼" (L) x 4¼" (W)
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"Turn any outdoor cooking experience into a swashbuckling spectacle with this ingenius rapier..."
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This would have been so much better if it were an epee. Ah well. Still a great birthday idea for my fellow fencers!
Sarah Gadd, Weston, Middle Of Nowhere - Apr '08 |
I was so excited when I saw the three-foot box by my door, and so disappointed when I pulled out the 19" skewer. As a fencer, I think the mask is a necessity to be seen waving this thing around. Sure, it'll be great for camping, but... it's so short! I believe the word is "inadequate. ".
Figment, Flagstaff, AZ - Jul '08 |
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